don't know if its been done if so sorry i did a quick search. just saw it on sailing anarchy. lets give it a shot.

You prefer driving in the snow because there are less bumps on the road.

If you consider 100k miles to be low millage.

You see I love VAG and no sexual thoughts enter your head.

You dont plow your dive way so that you can get fresh tracks.

You know what the 4 rings stand for.

You drive around with enough tools to rebuild your engine on the side of the road.

 

You can go from door-to-door, home-to-work, at a 45deg degree angle the whole way, if you leave before the get the roads plowwed.

You can PASS the snow-plow/salt-trucks, on teh shoulder, on your way in to work.

Snow Day?!?!? WHOO-HOO!!!

Two-words: Limp Mode

You've seen the Climb Dance video on you tube, and think you can do better in your daily driver..., with a little practice.

 

You go out of your way to take dirt roads.

Audiforums is your home page.

You read bently for the entertainment value.

You think Truth in 24 is one of the greatest movies ever.

 

You don't need to waste your time and money on winter tires.

You want the unfair advantage.

 

You only buy racing video games if it has audis on it.

You memorized the specs and data blocks on your vag.

You plan your bonus money on paper for upgrades.

The sight of a toyota prius makes you sick.

 

you see another audi owner and you aks him where does he get parts from...

 

You show the local bimmer drivers how a REAL car takes corners!!

 

We have one of these in the B5 forum

When people think you're strange for plugging your lap top into your car on a regular basis
When you are overly polite to other Audi drivers in traffic
When you can tell the exact year of another Audi by looking at the headlights, mirrors, etc. and so-forth