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Old 05-08-2007 | 01:49 AM
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the smoke detectors go off!
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 01:50 AM
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... you have to tighten and re-adjust your shift linkage.
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 05:04 AM
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...you have to hire atrampoline company to come to adjust your bed springs.
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 08:01 AM
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All the fish in your tank refuse to look you in the eye for weeks, afterwards
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 01:17 PM
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your replacing drywall the next day.
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 01:27 PM
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The neighbors call the cops on you for noise ordinance violation! AND THEY LIVE 1 MILE AWAY!
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 01:57 PM
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you are hanging your mattress out to dry.
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 02:12 PM
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... Her mom curiously starts hanging around a bit more.
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 02:17 PM
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your girl's dad is asking you for tips.
 
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Old 05-08-2007 | 02:38 PM
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You realize that somehow, the bed sank into the floor a bit!
 
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