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Old 05-23-2007 | 01:40 PM
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Your boss is mad at you because you've used up all your sick days, and are calling in dead.
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 02:25 PM
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Your kids disown you!
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 03:27 PM
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your girl takes the pill hourly instead of daily - just in case
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 03:29 PM
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Your house is considered the local p0rn store.
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 05:00 PM
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there are no "adult" entertainment stores with a 100 mile radius - they just can't compete
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 05:49 PM
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....your address is mapquested a warning pops up asking if you are 18 yrs. old and agree that you are able to access this type of content.
 
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Old 05-24-2007 | 05:43 PM
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you loose all body functions and crap yourself!
 
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Old 05-24-2007 | 06:47 PM
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local fire department hates you for all the "false alarms", consiquently your neighbors hate you alsobecause their insurance has tripled.
 
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Old 05-25-2007 | 11:39 AM
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The news blames you for the 2500 acre fire caused by your "experiment!"
 
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Old 05-25-2007 | 01:17 PM
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...and you accept the blame because, well, you DID cause it, after all!
 
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