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Old 05-22-2007 | 10:12 PM
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when youget a ticket for multiplea noise complaints
 
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Old 05-22-2007 | 10:51 PM
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The rabbits in your neighborhood are too busy taking notes
 
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Old 05-22-2007 | 11:39 PM
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The rug burns... NO, not on you, I mean the "friction" caused it to burst into flames... The rug BURNS!11
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 12:04 AM
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When she says your almost as good as Akoby9
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 10:49 AM
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When she says, damn.... twice the size as Akoby9 and you dont jack rabbit me!
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 10:58 AM
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afterwords you have a good laugh at how "good" myaudi98 & Akoby9 think they are compared to me.
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 11:04 AM
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She sends flowers to you at work and a note that says, where did you learn that?
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 11:26 AM
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She gets a 3-d image of your d1<& tattoo'd onto her forehead
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 01:03 PM
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your picture hangs at the desk of every national hotel chain - not to allow you to rent a room due to structural damage may occur
 
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Old 05-23-2007 | 01:32 PM
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you are listed in the Genius Book of World Records as "The Man". (next to Chuck of corse)
 
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