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Old 05-14-2007 | 12:32 PM
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... the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is estimating you're generating 1.21 Jigawatts [:-]
 
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Old 05-14-2007 | 01:21 PM
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stud horses used to snicker at you and now they bow down.
 
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Old 05-14-2007 | 02:11 PM
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... local seismologists call you to say "enough already!"
 
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Old 05-14-2007 | 05:29 PM
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... the road worker with the jackhammer outside the house says it's difficult to concentrate on his work
 
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Old 05-15-2007 | 11:12 AM
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Trojan uses you for their "Steal Condom" testing!
 
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Old 05-15-2007 | 01:24 PM
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Ripley's and Guiness are on speed dial for instant response for documentation
 
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Old 05-15-2007 | 01:57 PM
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The neighborhood passes a law stating " no person shall engage in any physical activity with another individual after 9 pm!"
 
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Old 05-15-2007 | 03:14 PM
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She doesn't regain consciousness for 40-days and 40-nights, NOAH!!!
 
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Old 05-16-2007 | 11:52 AM
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you your legs are shaking more than the toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you still have plenty of battery time left!!!!!!
 
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Old 05-16-2007 | 12:40 PM
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... people in a 10 mile radius are outside wondering where the sonic booms came from
 



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