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Old 05-11-2007 | 10:39 AM
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You have to put the chocodog in the freezer for 48 hours or he will melt!
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 03:56 PM
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...you get up to get a glass of water and smell pizza cooking in the freezer.
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 04:22 PM
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... you have to re-shingle the house - each and every time...
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 04:24 PM
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You shift Earth's orbit to teh point where there is ANOTHER ics-age, but, you're so busy gettin busy you don't notice until AFTERit shiftsback...
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 04:27 PM
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^ aliens pick up your gyrations as a cosmic disturbance
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 04:34 PM
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^and, after reporting back to alien-dudes HQ, are now afraid to invade the SOL system, for fear of being shown up in the nookie-dept.
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 04:39 PM
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you've repeated turned down lucrative offers from all networks on making a reality show based on your sexlife becuz it justwouldn't be for fun anymore
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 06:27 PM
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After the last earthquake, the USGS discovers a new earthquake fault line that runs right UNDER YOUR HOUSE!!! Subsequently, your homeowners insurance rates triple.
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 06:44 PM
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when your bed needs a new suspension
 
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Old 05-11-2007 | 06:49 PM
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MIB shows up
 
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