Yo mamma so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.

 

Yo Momma is so fat, she has to take off her pants to get in her pocket.

 

Yo momma so fat, I need 2 full tanks of gas to drive around her
Yo momma so ugly, when she walks near the bathroom, the toilet flushes

 

Yo momma so fat I had to buy a stretch armstrong to use as handcuffs. (made that up)


rest are stolen

Yo momma so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator.
Yo momma so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

 

Yo mamma so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips

 

yo mama so short u can see her feet on her driver's license
yo mama so old she waited tables at the last super
yo mama smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stuck
yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see people on the map waving
yo mama so ugly she uses make up called why bother
yo mama so fat she puts mayonaise on her asspirin
yo mama's eyes are so bad she doesn't wear glasses, she wears a window.

all of them were stolen except the last one.

 

your mama's like a tv, even a 3 year old can turn her on

 

yo daddys so bald that when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom

 

Yo mama is so fat, after she had gastric bypass surgery six restaurants went out of business.

 

haha. Pretty funny. The hotdogs one was my favorite