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Old 11-14-2007, 02:08 AM
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yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down

yo momma is like chinese food: sweet, sour, and cheap!
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:51 AM
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yo momma is so stupid she went to the bathroom and pi$$ed in her pants
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:53 AM
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yo momma is so stupid she went to rod a store, and when the cops came she grabbed a lifesaver
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:54 AM
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AHAHAHH!!! Ragu!!!

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yo momma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

yo momma is so stupid that when she was applying for a new job and it ask for her sex she said "not lately"
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:58 AM
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Your Mama is so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit
Your mama is so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:45 AM
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:02 AM
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Your mamma is so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:07 AM
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your mothers ***** is large
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 05:08 AM
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^First one that made me laugh, even though it is "YO MAMMA!!!!!!"
Sorry. Proper English... mang!

Wow, nice Limbs. Straight to the point.
 
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:00 AM
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this is like the amateur TPAM thread...


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