ok checkit out yo. who could say the best your momma jokes. letssee wut you all got

 

your mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu she says... "ok"

your mama so fat you have to take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side

your mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a buger popped out of george washingtons nose

 

yo momma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

yo momma is so stupid that when she was applying for a new job and it ask for her sex she said "not lately"

 

I'm a *trained* professional, so I hereby recuse myself from this competition[sm=shades.gif]

 

Your momma's so cross-eyed, your daddy left her for seeing someone on the side

 

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yo mommas so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND the house.

 

Your mamma's so big, she has her own zip code.

Your mamma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Your mamma's so dumb, she brought a fork to the Super Bowl.

Your mamma's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Your mamma's so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your mamma's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say GO.

Your mamma's so poor, she went to McDonald's to put a milkshake on layaway.

 

yo momma is so stupid that tried to drown a fish

 

Your momma's so fat, the shadow of her *** weighs 150 lbs

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ***, she's gotta make two trips

Your momma's so fat, she wears Levi's 1002s

 

yo momma is so dumb when some one asked her whats for dinner she spread her legs and said "crabs"

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your momma's so fat she makes free ***** look like a goldfish

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle