This is posted for yinz guys enjoyment. This is actual email I got in response to an email I sent about a condo...

Good day Applicant,

this is to acknowledge the receipt of your inquiry regarding my house that was advertised for rent.
The house Address is 1007 Kenzie Drive, Pittsburgh PA 15205..
(the house is a 1Bedroom,1bath single family house, It is ready to be moved into)

This pleasant condo house has got a serene environment,it is already furnished and utilities have paid for the year running.
the Monthly Rent is $250 per month, you can see that the rent is cheap,we are not after the money here,we only want a tenant who will assure the good care of the house and is ready to move in with our move in term.

my family and I are now officially transferred to Nigeria, for missionary works with the Christian Missionaries in Nigeria, and we do not have any realtor to this house, you are dealing with us directly. what we seek is a Tenant who is ready take good care of the house, I will solicit for your absolute care and maintenance of this house as i want to be confident you would take care of the property.

do endeavor to drive by at your convenience as to see the house, entering into the house will be impossible for now,as we had to go with the keys because we do not have any realtor for this rental process.

please do understand this, The total move in deposit of $250 (first month rental fees) MUST be paid down, before the keys and documents can be sent to you, We only want a Renter who is ready to move in right away. i will be looking forward to your reply and interest, so that I can present you with the rental application form,that is if you are interested and ready to make the move in deposit.we will be waiting to hear from you.
Remain Blessed
Terence Helfrich

 

Hahahaha

 

Did you send him the $250?

Hurry and reply, they don't have access to Internet as much as we do in Nigeria.

 

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Couple guys on there effed with a Nigerian scammer for MONTHS, talking him into going from Nigeria to Chad, and eventually to Darfur.

If you don't want to screw with this guy, these guys would be happy to.

 

fwd him one of the other nigerian scam emails letting him know that, as SOON as your money comes in, you'll b happy to send him one-years rent, ahead of time.

 

see the way my bank account is set up. all my money is in my savings account and to transfer them to my checking would take too long.

 

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