No, I don't... Hence my single status. Why should anyone waste their time on someone who can't respect them?
Ugh! Who wants a man/woman like the one in the original post anyway? You're right spineless is not a good quality!
Stand up for what you believe, and don't compromise your morals to please a significant other!
The right person will understand, or have the same values as you.
That goes for both men and women! There's nothing wrong with mutual respect...

 

When she walks away from you mad
[ Pull out your phone and text her best friend "Alright, the coast is clear, come over around 10."][/b]
When she stare's at your mouth
[ Stare at her, smile, then lick your lips and look at her cleavage.]
[/b]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Call up your crazy *** female from Bomquisha and HANDLE that ho.]
[/b]
When she start's cursing at you
[Laugh and pat her on the head and say "cats don'ttalk babe."]
[/b]
When she's quiet
[Start to fidget and make the tension in the air really really uncomfortable, then announce that you have to take a sh*t.]
[/b]
When she ignore's you
[ See the answer to the first one.]
[/b]
When she pull's away
[ Release her. Plenty of other butterballs out there waiting to be stuffed.]
[/b]
When you see her at her worst
[Tellher "you look like hell" and then give her a hug while laughing.]
[/b]
When you see her start crying
[ Just look down at the floor, grab a nice comfy seat, and prepare for the monotony of boredom.]

[/b]When you see her walking
[ Think to yourself "I wonder if she shaves" then go up and ask her if she thinks guys with pubic hair are disgusting.]

[/b]When she's scared
[ Tell her "Next time I ask for Rocky Road and you bring be Pralenes and Cream, it'll be 32 flavors of pain in her cone."]
[/b]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[Slowly slide your hand up her side and move her head towards your crouch while whispering "say something into the microphone."]
[/b]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Steal her favorite vibrator.]

[/b]When she tease's you
[ Tell her that she's bad at this and that all of her bad jokes make your ***** soft.]
[/b]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[She might have given you an STD and is embarassed. get tested ASAP.]
[/b]
When she look's at you with doubt
[Look at her with amusement and comment she's cute when she's confused.]
[/b]
When she say's that she love's you
[ Smile and say "I get that alot."]
[/b]
When she grab's at your hands
[Turn your wrists outward thenput her in a headlock with one wrist behind her back. theb ite her neck and ask if she has ever done ****.]
[/b]
When she bump's into you
[Ask her if she makes a habit out of going to the ER because running into brick walls isn't healthy.]
[/b]
When she tell's you a secret
[Log it away in your memory and throwit backin her face when she acts all high and mighty.]
[/b]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ Step closer to her and say "hello clarice."]
[/b]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU
[ She's just horny. act like you don't believe her then tell her "we can solve this problem, but you gotta wear something sexy for me that way we match."]
[/b]
When you break her heart
[ Take out your hunting knife and carve another knotch on your bed post. Then lightly pat yourself on the back until satisfied.]
[/b]
When she says its over
[ Say "yeah, I knew this would happen" then answer the phone call from the person title "Plan B" with the "I Smell Sex and Candy" ringtone.][/b]

When she repost this bulletin
[ She's looking for sympathy from other retarded guys who jerk off to her yearbook pictures.]
[/b]

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
But make sure that you turn the volume down. Halo 3 can get quite loud at times and you don't want a frag grenade tipping her off.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
Be sure to slap her *** right before you let go so she still knows that she has to sex you up.

[/b]- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
Take her word for it and then regail her with your stories from Mexico and Senior Frogs.

[/b]- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Because herpes lasts forever.

[/b]- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
But be sure to whisper so that you don't wake up the girl next to you.

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Because you like f*ckin with her mind because you're an insomniac.

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
And then bust a180 and tell her she smells like throw up wrapped in death.

[/b]- Tease her and let her tease you back.
Then, once you have your condom on, slide it in. The games have ended.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
and look up "cocaine overdose" on google and figure out how to calm her down.

[/b]- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Then half way through take her hand and place it on you c*ock while you make out and turn off the TV.

- Give her the world.
Then proceed to colonize a different planet, free of HIV.

[/b]- Let her wear your clothes.
But make sure they don't already have *** stains from the LAST cross dresser chick you got with.

[/b]- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
But be sure to be drunk before you do and make references to her vagina a lot.

- Let her know she's important.
And that without that 500 dollars she let you borrow, you might stll be in jail. Then show her what you learned in jail as a reward.

[/b]- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
But make sure she's wet before and after you get in back seat.

[/b]- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Jesus christ, didn't you JUST have your period?"

[/b]If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you. – and tell you she thinks you'd be better off as friends.
[/b]Kiss you. – and proceed to tell you about how most guys say she is an awesome kisser.
Love you. – and be your best friend forever if you get that cute guys number for her.
[/b]Text you. – a dirty picture involving her and the remote control.

 

Just curious... Are you serious?? Wanna get married? [sm=Awwww.gif][sm=hia.gif]. If you currently have a woman/wife/SO, then[sm=sigh.gif], nevermind. [sm=smiley19.gif]

 

 

I needs someone with a little moe 'sperience... come back when you hit 1000 posts and we can talk

 

If all of the women that I've dated followed these rules the world would be a better place[sm=hail.gif]

 

I have it stuck to my fridge with a magnet.

 

AHAHAHHAHAHA, awesome awesome.

 

Just wanted to add another perspective to the intellectual and thoughtful discourse contained herein.... Jerica

"Delusional Dominating Personality Disorder": A Cautionary Tale From A book by Paula Caplan (They Say You're Crazy)
Individuals having this disorder are characterized by at least six of the following fourteen criteria (note that such individuals nearly always suffer from at least one of the delusions listed):

1. Inability to establish and maintain meaningful interpersonal relationships.[sm=bicker.gif]

2. Inability to identify and express a range of feelings in oneself (typically accompanied by an inability to identify accurately the feelings of other people). [sm=dontgetit.gif]

3. Inability to respond appropriately and empathically to the feelings and needs of close associates and intimates (often leading to the misinterpretation of signals from others).[sm=idontcare.gif]

4. Tends to use power, silence, withdrawal, and/or avoidance rather than negotiation in the face of interpersonal conflict or difficulty. [sm=badidea.gif]

5. Adoption of gender-specific locus of control (belief that women are responsible for the bad things that happen to oneself, and the good things are due to one's own abilities, achievements, or efforts). [sm=bs.gif]

6. An excessive need to inflate the importance and achievements of oneself, males in general, or both. This is often associated with a need to deflate the importance of one's intimate female partner, females in general, or both. [sm=lame.gif]

7. The presence of any one of the following delusions:
a. the delusion of personal entitlement to the services of
i. any woman with whom one is personally associated, [sm=grin.gif]
ii. females in general for males in general,[sm=grin.gif]
iii. both of these.[sm=bangbang.gif]

b. the delusion that women like to suffer and to be ordered around;[sm=helpout.gif]

c. the delusion that physical force is the best method of solving interpersonal problems;[sm=chairshot.gif]

d. the delusion that sexual and aggressive impulses are uncontrollable in
i. oneself, [sm=icon_beat.gif]
ii. males in general, [sm=lol.gif]
iii. both of these; [sm=vader.gif]
e. the delusion that pornography and erotica are identical;[sm=wakeup.gif]

f. the delusion that women control most of the world's wealth and/or power but do little of the world's work;[sm=lol.gif]

g. the delusion that existing inequalities in the distribution of power and wealth are a product of the survival of the fittest and that, therefore, allocation of greater social and economic rewards to the already privileged are merited. (Note: The simultaneous presence of several of these delusions in one individual is very common and frequently constitutes a profoundly distorted belief system.) [sm=nothatway.gif]

8. A pronounced tendency to categorize spheres of functioning and sets of behavior rigidly according to sex, for example, belief that housework is women's work. [sm=signs006.gif]

9. A pronounced tendency to use a gender-based double standard in interpreting or evaluating situations or behavior (e.g., a man who makes breakfast sometimes is considered to be extraordinarily good, but a women who sometimes neglects to make breakfast is considered deficient). [sm=noooo.gif]

10. A need to affirm one's social importance by displaying oneself in the company of females who meet any three of the following criteria:
a. are conventionally physically attractive,[sm=sleeping.gif]
b. are younger than oneself,[sm=smiley21.gif]
c. are shorter in stature than oneself, [sm=smiley21.gif]
d. weigh less than oneself,[sm=smiley21.gif]
e. appear to be lower on socioeconomic criteria than oneself,[sm=smiley11.gif]
f. are more submissive than oneself. [sm=smiley35.gif]

11. A distorted approach to sexuality, displaying itself in one or both of these ways:
a. an excessive need for flattery about one's sexual performance and/or the size of one's genitalia,[sm=loser.gif]
b. an infantile tendency to equate large breasts on women with their sexual attractiveness.[sm=smiley30.gif]
12. A tendency to feel inordinately threatened by women who fail to disguise their intelligence. [sm=shutup.gif]

13. Is unable to derive pleasure from doing things for others.[sm=smiley5.gif]

14. Emotionally uncontrolled resistance to reform efforts oriented toward gender equity; note that:
a. the tendency to consider oneself a "New Man" neither proves nor disproves that the patient fits within this diagnostic category; [sm=exactly.gif][sm=trust_me.gif]and
b. patients who fit this description should not be diagnosed as having obsessive-compulsive disorders, because obsessive-compulsive disorders affect only a limited part of the personality and functioning, whereas this disorder is pervasive and profound and maladaptive organization of the entire personality.[sm=thanx.gif][sm=yeahsmile.gif]

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I'll let you in on a little secret. This image gets emailed around all the time. It is a source of ridiculously funny humor for women - who do you think underlined those phrases, anyway?

I only hope you enjoy my contribution on the topic ofDelusional Dominating Personality Disorder.

Cheers,

Jerica