Yea equal rights for who?
#11
12-20-2007, 08:28 PM
RE: Yea equal rights for who?
From a semi-sane female perspective
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When she walks away from you mad
[ DON'T follow her, you're probably the one that pissed her off! ]
When she stare's at your mouth
[ She finally found the one part of you that does not completely repulse her! ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Take it like a man, you probably deserve it! ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Run for your life! This is just the beginning! ]
When she's quiet
[ She's deciding if this is a battle worth fighting. ]
When she ignore's you
[ Think, for once about what it could possibly be that YOU did to make her mad. ]
When she pull's away
[ Let her go! No means NO! ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Remind her about all of the other worse times she's gone through, and really make her feel like crap! Most guys have that one already down pat! ]
When you see her start crying
[ DON'T ask her if everything is okay! Obviously it's not! ]
When you see her walking
[ The only question you need to ask her here is if she's coming back. ]
When she's scared
[ Use this as an opportunity to get a free hug/cuddle, OR just kill whatever creepy bug it is that freaking her out! ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ That's a sign that the sex was good, remember what you did and repeat often! ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Unless she's having a bad hair day, take it back! This isn't high school, these things aren't cute anymore! ]
When she tease's you
[ Well if you can dish it; you can take it... ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ It's intentional, leave her alone, and stop being so damn clingy! ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ You better have a damn good answer! The truth usually works in situations like these. ]
When she say's that she love's you
[ You don't have to say it back, but do tell her how you feel about her. ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ She probably wants the remote! Sharing is caring folks! ]
When she bump's into you
[ Don't call her a klutz/clumsy! ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ What Jazz said you're better off ignoring it. That way you can't tell anyone! ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ She's trying to figure out how stupid you really think she is. ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU
[ She kinda sorta cares about you, and needs to make sure you know it. ]
When you break her heart
[ Hell hath no furry like a scorned woman's wrath! ]
When she says its over
[ Get yo $hit and GET OUT! ]
When she reposts this bulletin
[ She'll be honest! ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Highly rare situation dontcha think?
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. This is when you'll get hit and pushed!
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her If she says she's okay, then she's okay! Don't try to be a mind reader.
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Because women don't forget!
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her I'd be a little Teed off If I was sleeping and someone pulled this crap!
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Why? To prove just how clingy and needy you really are?
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Yes you should, and so should she!
- Tease her and let her tease you back. We covered this already... If you can dish it you can take it!
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Well not all night, shesh let the girl get some sleep would ya!
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. This is another one of those two way streets
- Give her the world. And while you're at it catch her a few stars!
- Let her wear your clothes. Like your jacket if it's cold out! Where are these kind of guys anyway?
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Or get her out of the house, try to have a good time.
- Let her know she's important. Meaning tell her how you REALLY feel!
- Kiss her in the pouring rain. Yeah okay, no comments here.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you SHOULDN'T say is;
"What did I do this time?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Ugh
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Double UGH!
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
************************************************** ******************************
End of semi-sane female perspective
#13
12-20-2007, 10:45 PM
RE: Yea equal rights for who?
ORIGINAL: ouTTie914
From a semi-sane female perspective
************************************************** ******************************
When she walks away from you mad
[ DON'T follow her, you're probably the one that pissed her off! ]
When she stare's at your mouth
[ She finally found the one part of you that does not completely repulse her! ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Take it like a man, you probably deserve it! ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Run for your life! This is just the beginning! ]
When she's quiet
[ She's deciding if this is a battle worth fighting. ]
When she ignore's you
[ Think, for once about what it could possibly be that YOU did to make her mad. ]
When she pull's away
[ Let her go! No means NO! ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Remind her about all of the other worse times she's gone through, and really make her feel like crap! Most guys have that one already down pat! ]
When you see her start crying
[ DON'T ask her if everything is okay! Obviously it's not! ]
When you see her walking
[ The only question you need to ask her here is if she's coming back. ]
When she's scared
[ Use this as an opportunity to get a free hug/cuddle, OR just kill whatever creepy bug it is that freaking her out! ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ That's a sign that the sex was good, remember what you did and repeat often! ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Unless she's having a bad hair day, take it back! This isn't high school, these things aren't cute anymore! ]
When she tease's you
[ Well if you can dish it; you can take it... ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ It's intentional, leave her alone, and stop being so damn clingy! ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ You better have a damn good answer! The truth usually works in situations like these. ]
When she say's that she love's you
[ You don't have to say it back, but do tell her how you feel about her. ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ She probably wants the remote! Sharing is caring folks! ]
When she bump's into you
[ Don't call her a klutz/clumsy! ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ What Jazz said you're better off ignoring it. That way you can't tell anyone! ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ She's trying to figure out how stupid you really think she is. ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU
[ She kinda sorta cares about you, and needs to make sure you know it. ]
When you break her heart
[ Hell hath no furry like a scorned woman's wrath! ]
When she says its over
[ Get yo $hit and GET OUT! ]
When she reposts this bulletin
[ She'll be honest! ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Highly rare situation dontcha think?
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. This is when you'll get hit and pushed!
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her If she says she's okay, then she's okay! Don't try to be a mind reader.
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Because women don't forget!
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her I'd be a little Teed off If I was sleeping and someone pulled this crap!
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Why? To prove just how clingy and needy you really are?
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Yes you should, and so should she!
- Tease her and let her tease you back. We covered this already... If you can dish it you can take it!
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Well not all night, shesh let the girl get some sleep would ya!
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. This is another one of those two way streets
- Give her the world. And while you're at it catch her a few stars!
- Let her wear your clothes. Like your jacket if it's cold out! Where are these kind of guys anyway?
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Or get her out of the house, try to have a good time.
- Let her know she's important. Meaning tell her how you REALLY feel!
- Kiss her in the pouring rain. Yeah okay, no comments here.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you SHOULDN'T say is;
"What did I do this time?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Ugh
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Double UGH!
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
************************************************** ******************************
End of semi-sane female perspective
From a semi-sane female perspective
************************************************** ******************************
When she walks away from you mad
[ DON'T follow her, you're probably the one that pissed her off! ]
When she stare's at your mouth
[ She finally found the one part of you that does not completely repulse her! ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Take it like a man, you probably deserve it! ]
When she start's cursing at you
[ Run for your life! This is just the beginning! ]
When she's quiet
[ She's deciding if this is a battle worth fighting. ]
When she ignore's you
[ Think, for once about what it could possibly be that YOU did to make her mad. ]
When she pull's away
[ Let her go! No means NO! ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Remind her about all of the other worse times she's gone through, and really make her feel like crap! Most guys have that one already down pat! ]
When you see her start crying
[ DON'T ask her if everything is okay! Obviously it's not! ]
When you see her walking
[ The only question you need to ask her here is if she's coming back. ]
When she's scared
[ Use this as an opportunity to get a free hug/cuddle, OR just kill whatever creepy bug it is that freaking her out! ]
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ That's a sign that the sex was good, remember what you did and repeat often! ]
When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Unless she's having a bad hair day, take it back! This isn't high school, these things aren't cute anymore! ]
When she tease's you
[ Well if you can dish it; you can take it... ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ It's intentional, leave her alone, and stop being so damn clingy! ]
When she look's at you with doubt
[ You better have a damn good answer! The truth usually works in situations like these. ]
When she say's that she love's you
[ You don't have to say it back, but do tell her how you feel about her. ]
When she grab's at your hands
[ She probably wants the remote! Sharing is caring folks! ]
When she bump's into you
[ Don't call her a klutz/clumsy! ]
When she tell's you a secret
[ What Jazz said you're better off ignoring it. That way you can't tell anyone! ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ She's trying to figure out how stupid you really think she is. ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU
[ She kinda sorta cares about you, and needs to make sure you know it. ]
When you break her heart
[ Hell hath no furry like a scorned woman's wrath! ]
When she says its over
[ Get yo $hit and GET OUT! ]
When she reposts this bulletin
[ She'll be honest! ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Highly rare situation dontcha think?
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go. This is when you'll get hit and pushed!
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her If she says she's okay, then she's okay! Don't try to be a mind reader.
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Because women don't forget!
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her I'd be a little Teed off If I was sleeping and someone pulled this crap!
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Why? To prove just how clingy and needy you really are?
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Yes you should, and so should she!
- Tease her and let her tease you back. We covered this already... If you can dish it you can take it!
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Well not all night, shesh let the girl get some sleep would ya!
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. This is another one of those two way streets
- Give her the world. And while you're at it catch her a few stars!
- Let her wear your clothes. Like your jacket if it's cold out! Where are these kind of guys anyway?
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Or get her out of the house, try to have a good time.
- Let her know she's important. Meaning tell her how you REALLY feel!
- Kiss her in the pouring rain. Yeah okay, no comments here.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you SHOULDN'T say is;
"What did I do this time?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Ugh
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Double UGH!
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
************************************************** ******************************
End of semi-sane female perspective
I agree! This one being from a girls perspective is the best. I hate those stupid myspace bulletins. People that post that **** usually get deleted.
#15
12-21-2007, 01:20 AM
RE: Yea equal rights for who?
ORIGINAL: Amze
[ul][*]Hahaha.. fu*k equal rights![/ul]
[ul][*]Hahaha.. fu*k equal rights![/ul]
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#16
12-21-2007, 01:21 AM
RE: Yea equal rights for who?
LMFAO- Sorry.
I tried all of that and I still got dumped - gave her the world and all. They might think that they are being smothered and can't breathe.
I think u give them the world, they throw it in the trash or take advantage or it, me personally haven't found "the one". I hope I do someday soon. Sometimes I do think that woman are evil, because women=time+money, time=money, money=time, etc... u get the point.
but I sure love my white baby, see her pic? its on my profile, she's got 4 wheels and a new chip right now- I havent given her a name yet, but she's beautiful don't u think?
I tried all of that and I still got dumped - gave her the world and all. They might think that they are being smothered and can't breathe.
I think u give them the world, they throw it in the trash or take advantage or it, me personally haven't found "the one". I hope I do someday soon. Sometimes I do think that woman are evil, because women=time+money, time=money, money=time, etc... u get the point.
but I sure love my white baby, see her pic? its on my profile, she's got 4 wheels and a new chip right now- I havent given her a name yet, but she's beautiful don't u think?
#17
12-21-2007, 01:32 AM
RE: Yea equal rights for who?
Hallmark card buyer's crap! Who deals with girls like this in reality? Just respect her like a woman and she is all yours.
#19
12-21-2007, 09:13 AM
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RE: Yea equal rights for who?
ORIGINAL: fatchoyking
LMFAO- Sorry.
I tried all of that and I still got dumped - gave her the world and all. They might think that they are being smothered and can't breathe.
I think u give them the world, they throw it in the trash or take advantage or it, me personally haven't found "the one". I hope I do someday soon. Sometimes I do think that woman are evil, because women=time+money, time=money, money=time, etc... u get the point.
but I sure love my white baby, see her pic? its on my profile, she's got 4 wheels and a new chip right now- I havent given her a name yet, but she's beautiful don't u think?
LMFAO- Sorry.
I tried all of that and I still got dumped - gave her the world and all. They might think that they are being smothered and can't breathe.
I think u give them the world, they throw it in the trash or take advantage or it, me personally haven't found "the one". I hope I do someday soon. Sometimes I do think that woman are evil, because women=time+money, time=money, money=time, etc... u get the point.
but I sure love my white baby, see her pic? its on my profile, she's got 4 wheels and a new chip right now- I havent given her a name yet, but she's beautiful don't u think?
BE A MAN!!!
They may whine & complain, but they'll stick around for more, GUARANTEED. And, ANY Woman who denies it is a big, fat-***'d liar, and you KNOW it! And I can PROVE it!
Q: How does YOUR Man/Husband/SO treat YOU?!?!? How often do YOU get the kind of treatement represented in the OP? How often?!?!?!? Just what I thought... Hardly evar! And yet, you're STILL with Him, aren't you? Oh, you THINK of greener pastures, but, you STAY, doncha?
CASE CLOSED!
