At prison, you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
At work, you spend the majority of your time in a 6x6 cubicle/office

At prison, you get three meals a day fully paid for
At work, you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

At prison, you get time off for good behavior
At work, you get more work for good behavior

At prison, the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At work, you must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

At prison, you can watch TV and play games
At work, you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At prison, you get your own toilet
At work, you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

At prison, they allow your family and friends to visit
At work, you aren't even supposed to speak to your family and friends.

At prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At work, you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

At prison, you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

At prison, you must deal with sadistic wardens
At work, they are called managers



There is something seriously wrong with this!!!

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read audiforums.com.

 

haha sooooo which would you prefer?

 

key difference... if your bored with prison... no getting out, if your bored at work, punch the boss and your going to prison!!!

 

Whoever came up with this has never been to prison... You do pay your way while you're there, at ridiculously low dollar-per-hour wages...

On a "positive" note, saying no in the workplace might cause your family their livelihood... Where as in prison, saying "no" only takes your **** virginity away from you!

 

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At work you don't get your **** pushed in.... unless you really want a raise