Did you ever find your s-s-st-apler?

 

I really liked the Swingline but they switched to the Boston and it kept Jamming...


I might just have to watch that again. Underappreciated masterpiece. Like Dilbert but with swearing, crime and violence.

 

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

wow.. did i reall just read that BUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

All right, so there is this high school drop-out (we will call him John)who is working in this IT dept where I work for 16 yrs, and the other day we were configuring the satellite system, and the IT in Italy was on leave so the receptionist of the Rome office was assisting in giving us the details what she saw on the VSAT equip. She gave the IP add 212.218.378.1 and this ******* Johnin my office starting putting that address in the software...I saw, and in my surprise yelled what the f1ck is he doing...and he said...I am doing what she is telling me...I was so upset on this idiot, ...I mean she is not technical...but he is in IT for 16 yrs...and on the top of it, he has the guts to go and spill everything on my boss telling me how uncooperative I am..So, I told my manager, if she is fine with jackasses, its fine. I think, we have too many sr. idiots in our team and they want someone who is bigger idiots, so that they don't look bad....cause smart people will make them look what they really are.

I mean comon..,, this guy has no concept of IP addresses and OSI layer, which is fine by me...but then don't work as an IT analyst.