I haven't been around here much lately, though I'd see what's up. Tried to get back in an Audi a couple weeks ago, but it fell through. Never fear, however; the loathing I have for my current car is more than enough motivation to keep looking for another Audi. Just might be a few more months! Have I missed any crazy shenanigans around here?

 

turns out Jazz and Kriptonik are gay together, not much else goin on though..



BWAHAHAHA

 

We had our suspicions.

 

I came back--that could be considered somewhat of a shenanigan!

And what the hell happened to the 12v?!

 

This happened:


And now I'm driving this:


And I cannot stress enough, B5>E34.

 

Pfft... I coulda told you that YEARS ago, you could see it in their eyes! lol

 

I have a friend with a modded E34 525i Touring who may beg to differ, but on any account that sucks about the B5.

I reiterate--what happened?!

 

how much you want for the bimmer?

 

I will argue your friend until it comes to fisticuffs, sir. The E34 is a piece of crap compared to a B5. I hate everything about my BMW and I can't wait to get back into an Audi.

Basically what happened was, I was drunk, so I had my sober friend drive me home in my car. But then I got to being kind of belligerent and he decided to shut me up by scaring the hell out of me, and his idea for scaring me was to go really fast toward a sudden S-curve. Well, he'd never driven my car before, and it got out of control on him, understeered into the curb, and rolled. He told me later he had it red-lined in 4th gear, which I imagine has to have been somewhere around 125mph. We both walked away and I didn't speak to him for quite a while. Damn good thing I had full-coverage insurance lol

Have you always had a black E46? I thought you got a silver one after your Audi?

 

When I sell it, I'll be asking $2500. I'm kind of focused on moving into a new apartment in a couple of weeks, but hopefully soon after that I can get serious about finding a new car.