Do you know why women close their eyes when they have sex?

 

Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time!!!!

 

A womens test in life is material... and mans test in life is a woman. See... men dont like the nice cars... its because the women do. If a man could f*** a woman in a cardboard box... he would. Men are hunters by nature.... the car is the bait. A girl will come up and say "Hmmm... nice car" (tugs on imaginary rope) "Gotcha bitch!"
-Dave Chappell