haha when i worked at wally world i liked to sit on the front of the cart pusher using the little remote to stop and start and holding a cart infront of me to steer... that was fun

i also used to work at a catering place for a university and someone found a ***** sitting on some steps outside so me and my budy found an old cut out of a cowboy in the basement and we took that and the ***** to the chef's office and laid the cowboy on the ground with the ***** sticking staight up from his crotch.... priceless... we called him john ****! (i had 3 pairs of latex gloves on when handling the ***** by the way... that was gross)

 

LOL at John ****

 

thanks for the "how to ditch the wife shopping" for later use

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! !!!!!!!!!! wtf? way too much time