Just open wide


j/k

 

A little off topic but how come we do not have a NWS area?

I was directed to this Lambo site and they had a NWS section that you wouldn't believe for a regular forum. There was this one guy on there that specifically bought a Gallardo to pick up women (sad) and he would post all these naked pics of....well you can imagine...I don't know if the girls were legit or just hookers but the pics were legit. Actually I think someone on there said the guy owned the *** Fiesta porno site?

But it did make me want to buy a Gallardo.....

 

if you gotta pay more thatn $100,000 or wateva those cars retail for to get some action you got no game and are PITIFUL.. but gettin back on topic i neva done it my B5 and refuse to do so!! ill get some BJ action going but thats bout it!
I did it a few times in my previous VW GTI's and now they are in GERMAN CAR HEAVEN. LOL so im kinda superstitious about that.

 

AVANT
That is all I gotta say!



Ok, that is all I can say. Where is the appeal in this? I have slept in the back of my car, but seriously man, I paid a lot of money for my matress why would I use my car?

 

heres a question, every time my ex-girlfriend jerked me off or gave me a bj, i always ended up hitting the accelerator...hard, is this common for guys?

 

Not particularly no Konig ^^^^^.
Here's my story. Sorta proud, sorta not?[&:]
Friend of mine owns a modelling agency & I always act as her "handbag" to events, dinners, *****, fashion parades etc etc.

Not too long ago I was on my way to "handbagging" at a racehorse sale. I had to pick one of the models up on the way cos her had a flat. I think my freshly waxed and polished black A4 with custom tan leather interior got her going. We had about an hours drive and we just talked got on really well. On the way home she started playing with my arm (I have tattoos) well, there was something about her fingernails gently going over my skin (best feeling in the world.... actually ...second best) anyway her seat went back, i was down, then it was on!!!! 30 minutes on the side of the freeway with big rigs flying by. :-)

my one and only time in the audi...... Lucky I had towel in my golf bag (protected my seat.) :-)

 

no.
but your spelling is.

 

how the HELL is that in anyway demeaning?

grow up

 

LOFL, that's classic.

 

well dumbass since you asked....
in the phrase Chinese Fire Drill the adjective Chinese as a slur, implying "confused, disorganized, or inferior". what did you think it meant when people jump out of a car run around in a panic not accomplishing anything?