HAHAHAHA! Glorious.







That is all.

I'm hungry now. What were we talking about?

 

I think it was meat.

 

Xbox 360

 

Lets just be honest for a second.

You can probably remember the name of the main characters from your first video game.

You can probably remember the name of the lead singer of your favorite band.

You can probably remember the name of a MMA fighter.

But you do not know the name of the first GENIOUS to come up with the idea of taking a hunk of dead cow, and wrapping it with dead pig meat, and THEN cooking it on the grill. That man improved the world and changed society for ever! And we dont EVEN KNOW HIS NAME!



Whats wrong with us?

 

His name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

 

bam. Bacon Explosion.

 

^ a buddy of mine made one of those once. he called it a bacon baby. I need to make one of these before I die.

 

It may HELP you die, or, you use me and my brothers motto, you can say that the grease helps lubricate the heart valves.

 

I am stealing that and living a new life with it