whats your favorite quote? mine is the one in my sig

A wise man shall never be surprised

to me it basically means, knows whats going on at all times, and always expect the unexpected

 

"I'd have better luck explaining quantam physics to a drunk chimp using popsicle sticks and a butter churn."

or...

"I love mcguyver. he taught me that you can get an ordinary woman pregnant with only a pair of scissors"

 

From wedding crashers

idiot boyfriend: Do you have a problem with me?

Vince: I don't have a problem with you I just have a problem with that outfit and generally the way you treat people but what the hell lets go kill some birds.....I F$#& ing cited!

 

From "The Princess Bride." Andre-the-Giant's character, Fezik, warns: "People in masks cannot be trusted."

 

Julius Caeser.......Veni, Vidi, Vici. ( I came, I saw, I conquered)

 

from american pie...................(suk me beautiful)

 

I'm paraphrasing..."Beware the wrath of a patient man." I'm not really a serial killer, I just play one in real life.

 

From CHRONIC 2001 Album Snoop Dogg - I just wanna put my d*** on you shoulder so you can have it on ur mind later on

 

From Scar Face

"Say hello to my little Friend!"


Or

Old School

"I see Blue and he looks Glorious!!"

 

There are so many to choose from, it's impossible. My little brothers favorite is "when life hands me lemons I make beef stew" from the Andy Milonaukis show on MTV