+1

 

I like my solution, im going to take a shitt in the cats liter box...

worth a shot.. ill try anything at this point.. if this dosent get resolved soon and we dont go back to boning i may have to find a new home for my bone..

 

hahaha DO IT

 

dont temp me.. i think that might cause more problems but you never know.. if its a huge beast of a dump its all over but if its just like little ***** of **** i might be ok

 

lol oh man that might be a bad idea but still sounds funny

 

lol...AWDaholics response was spot on...

But yeah, i think youre making a compromise by saying you will handle one and she isnt compromising at all in the situation. You dont like them but are willing to tolerate it a bit and she isnt listening to youre needs.

I personally am an animal lover..but am not that fond of cats... i mean, i like them.. but love dogs muchmuch more.. You can actually do stuff with dogs... and dogs are MORE affectionate than are cats... Only reason why cats are less maintainence is because their $hit is smaller that they can do it in a box.

 

hey my dox atleast lets me know when it wants to take a dump.. with the cat there in no warning you just smell it.. they may not crap in a box but they know not to shitt on the carpet (for the most part)

I love animals, just dont like cats.. dont realy know why, just dont like them..

 

I fuuuckin hate cats too, my ex's brother had brought a kitten home one day, and for no reason whatsoever, it would come flying across the house just to attack my leg, sinking its claws and teeth into it. I love dogs, at least they are loyal and will listen, and serve a purpose. I have hunting dogs, for hunting, thats the main reason we got them, but they are also a part of the family. The dog hair sucks, yes, but we just vacuum everyday, and If I have good clothes on I don't let them around me. Cats on the other hand love to **** on things (i.e. furniture), they scratch the living hell out of everything, even if they have a fvckin scratching post, and their litter boxes fvcking stink. It doesn't matter if you clean it everyday or not, when I walk into a house with cats, I can always smell it, and its nasty. My dogs at least go to the door when they want to **** or ****, and when I let them outside, I don't have to watch them, cuz they aren't going to jump over the fence (anymore.. my dad's dog has like 5 foot hops, but she knows better than to jump over the fence now). Plus my dogs can scare the living **** out of the postman, friends, and anyone else they don't know coming to the door. I've never seen my buddy as scared as when he just opened my front door, not knowing I had 2 labs, and they both freaked out on his ***.

my theory - cats are stupid, tell her its either the cat (and cat ideas) goes, or she does. If she decides to, its a win-win, the cats will be gone too.

 

im pretty sure its cuz they are really aliens... seriously

 

LOL that would be classic you should tape it. Wait i take that back just tape her reaction when she goes to clean it. I bet the cat will REALLY hate you after sh**n on his box.