She can practice on me! haha

 

*sits quietly in the corner*

 

What we need is:

1) The ULTIMATE AF G2G...
2) Couple dozen Big-***'d cooler fulla ice & beer, all surounding:
3) 8-1055-gal-drum-grills, covered in burgers & dogs, all surrounding:
4) Gi-NORMOUS inflatable kiddie-pool.
5) Filled with Wesson oil.
6) 'Nessa, Lauren, and Sarah in tha center ring (*I* get to pick the outfits), in a 3-way Rasslin' contest (since it's MY idea, *I* get to be the Ref[8D]).
7)Outfits will be white-cotton crop-top T-shirtsover matching thongs.
8) Winner gets to OTK the other two, wile the rest cheer her on.
9) 'Becca can be the stand-by medical (I get to picjk HER outfit, too. don't worry, it'll kinda resemble a nurses uniform), in case anybody needs g\help from eating too many burgers & dogs.
10) There is no 2nd place, WIN or get SPANKED.


P.S. Those of you mentally working through the images og the above situation ought to be ashamed of yourselves!! Women ARE NOT to be objectified!!! Women ARE NOT here for your amusement and sick fantasies. I only posted this as an example of what NOT to imagine happening in a 3-way cat-fight. You should all thank me for elevating your lowly consciousness levels.

 

^^^^ I love it!

 

Dear AWDaholic,

I hate you! now i have that in my head all day!

Sincerely,
Boogerman

 

bring your loathing over to the "roast-Jazz" thread, and see if I don't hand you your ********* in a jar full of jello-shots

BRING

 

I hate me so how do I get that out of my head

 

Its on like donkey kong!

 

2-3 fifths of Bombay's outta do it

 

youre going to india?