dude thats shitty... if it makes you feel better im sick too and sound like a girl cause of my throat. not so fun. AND i had to do all this marine IST **** this morning which was require. ugh it sucked. 18 pull ups and 1030 1.5 miles = puke puke puke

 

lol yea that sucks dude

 

i was sick 2 weeks ago. took a full week after i felt better before my voice came back. i sounded like Lemmy from motorhead though. and i was coughing up blood for a couple days. that was badass. anyway, sounds like you have some decisions to make about which girl your gonna **** off. i'll console the loser. id also like to add that this site loads slow as **** on a cellphone.

 

pylonidal cyst = a major pain in the ***!

(*groan*)

 

lmao that sucks. anyways about what girl im gonna **** off, i dont exactly want to break up with my gf. i mean i do love her and shes the only girl i want to be with (on a relationship level); cant say the same about Mr. Bigglesworth. but i definitely dont want to **** off marissa. and i just realized what u meant about consoling the loser lmao. as much as i like u, u touch my gf u die. lol.

 

and how are you so sure your gf isn't recieving "blow jobs" from some guy that's NOT out of commission?

 

because when shes not at school or at her house, she's at work or my house. we both work at the same place. but hey you could be right, and if she is, doing **** will be even easier with me being single .

 

In Dave Sedaris' new book, he talks about developing a cyst or a boil or something like that in the same place as you. His gay lover lanced it and the problem was solved. Something to think about.

 

just cause i dont hit girls, doesnt mean i wont get my crazy ex after you....

 

I lol'd