We Need A New Tread
#11
03-23-2009, 09:32 PM
Lvl-65 Sorceress: 9,571-HP/7,796-EP
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Posts: 7,462
well gee...you don't eat the whole thing!!
#12
03-23-2009, 09:48 PM
why you got to be so negative all the time... just man up and push it out. you could try getting some handles like in handicap stalls for added power
#14
03-24-2009, 12:16 AM
because sometimes forums are ghey, and will squeeze in ads where ever they can. I don't mind banners, linking off what I type makes me mad.
anyway, i just got this forwarded to me in an email.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
anyway, i just got this forwarded to me in an email.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
#17
03-24-2009, 02:53 AM
because sometimes forums are ghey, and will squeeze in ads where ever they can. I don't mind banners, linking off what I type makes me mad.
anyway, i just got this forwarded to me in an email.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
anyway, i just got this forwarded to me in an email.
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
lol...
#18
03-24-2009, 02:55 AM
i just dont plan on having kids cause i know i'll be the shittiest father in terms of teaching them appropriate things. my idea of their confirmation party involves an evening at the pub. yey or ney?
#19
03-24-2009, 03:04 AM
agreed. you'd be a terrible father figure. 
If I had kids, their first words would probably be a swear word, and I'd get them started on drinking when they were 14.
Kids make me uneasy, partly because I forget they're there, and act inappropriately, but sometimes I'll get over it long enough to teach them something their parents will hate me for. Like teaching a 6 year old how to launch those little pastel colored mints with a spoon catapult, strategically placed so that when I did it, it launched into the yard, but when the kid did it, it fired at old people.
If I had kids, their first words would probably be a swear word, and I'd get them started on drinking when they were 14.
Kids make me uneasy, partly because I forget they're there, and act inappropriately, but sometimes I'll get over it long enough to teach them something their parents will hate me for. Like teaching a 6 year old how to launch those little pastel colored mints with a spoon catapult, strategically placed so that when I did it, it launched into the yard, but when the kid did it, it fired at old people.