Guys,

Jazz drop kicked me all the way from DC. Long story short, he is now holding my lucky underpants and wants $2,500 for it. Please donate money to me! All I have is $20 and that's supposed to go towards my TV dinners.

 

i am i shock of you all. you did not understand the situation.. now all is good now and i ASK ADMINISTRATOR TO DELETE THE TOPIC PLZ. Thanks

 

]No this is here for my enjoyment and make fun of you. I ask the administer to leave this topic plz. Also force change to guys Sig to this

 

]No this is here for my enjoyment and make fun of you. I ask the administer to leave this topic plz. Also force change to guys Sig to this

 

Guys, please, I promised my wife an new S6 when I get home, but I can't afford it. Please donate each $10,000 so I can not be killed when I get home. She call me and say if I don't buy her new S6, then don't come home. Please help.

Oh, good news. She call back and say used A6 is okay. Only 2 people send me money, I will send back right away! Admin, please close this thread so I can stop being picked on for being such a TOOL!

 

Well hello there, Captain Doucheypants! Yes, I send-a you twenty pesos, if-a you suck-a my ****-a, and-a tell me more fibz about you problems!

 

Are you sure you want a strange Soviet man to be sucking your bird and telling you about his problems?

 

I haven't laughed this hard from a thread in a long time. When starfish asked for the peanut butter pic I almost wet myself.

 

Do we need to send you money now too so you can get some new Underoos?

 

i need you guys to all send me $7.50 so i can buy my buddies gsxr since he has to sell it since his grand pa died and he has to fly to california....

i only need 1500.... so $10 should be enough per person.... then i can make payments to him for the rest of the 2300....

so if everyone gives just $50 bucks i should be set..... i promise to take anyone that donates a for a ride


so eveyone got this straight paypal me $100 bucks and we should be square