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#201
Whats the batman pick up line i need it also yeah of course i want to film naked big tittied women. duh! but we do need to go to corona for this unfortuntly there standards are a lot lower.
#202
nah man the batman line works regardless of standards. it catches them off gaurd and gets a laugh just about every time because of how ridiculous it is.
it works like this: I walk up to a random group of women, looking a bit frustrated and tell them I need them to help me settle something...
Me: Does batman have nipples?
Them: (looks of surprise) huh?? what??
Me: On his suit! Does he have nipples?
Them: (laughs at random question and reply either yes or no, usually very firm one way or the other)
Me: No ****** way!! He totally (opposite of what they said)
playful banter ensues and after I've gotten a couple of smiles...
Me: There's no way we can be friends now. You just lost a bet for me. I owe that guy (point to friend across room) a beer...
Them: (some manner of mild, playful protest)
Me: Nope. That's it. We're through. Never gonna happen now...
They continue to protest and conversation ensues easily, at which point they are now trying to rebuild a "broken freindship," which usually involves them breaking the touch barrier mixed with playful smiles.
I've used that line with success many times. I know some of you are going to read this, laugh, call me a liar or throw some other criticism my way, but I've pulled some very attractive women by opening a converation in this exact manner.
Bring on the flames.
it works like this: I walk up to a random group of women, looking a bit frustrated and tell them I need them to help me settle something...
Me: Does batman have nipples?
Them: (looks of surprise) huh?? what??
Me: On his suit! Does he have nipples?
Them: (laughs at random question and reply either yes or no, usually very firm one way or the other)
Me: No ****** way!! He totally (opposite of what they said)
playful banter ensues and after I've gotten a couple of smiles...
Me: There's no way we can be friends now. You just lost a bet for me. I owe that guy (point to friend across room) a beer...
Them: (some manner of mild, playful protest)
Me: Nope. That's it. We're through. Never gonna happen now...
They continue to protest and conversation ensues easily, at which point they are now trying to rebuild a "broken freindship," which usually involves them breaking the touch barrier mixed with playful smiles.
I've used that line with success many times. I know some of you are going to read this, laugh, call me a liar or throw some other criticism my way, but I've pulled some very attractive women by opening a converation in this exact manner.
Bring on the flames.
#203
no flamage here man!
i used the Stupid question all the time!
it wasnt the batman line, but it was always some dumb question just to get a response, and like you said, women feel the need to "rebuild" what they now percieve as a "broken relationship"
we could even throw that line out on our DIY video...
picture this, a few guys going around a city, just asking girls out, and filming the whole thing.....we could show the successful "ask outs" and the failures....actually my buddy might be able to help with this...he and i could tag team, and film it all
and since im already married, it doesnt matter to me what they say, as long as the DIY helps some poor young dude say hi to a hot chick!
(guess i would have to lose the ring huh?)
lol
i used the Stupid question all the time!
it wasnt the batman line, but it was always some dumb question just to get a response, and like you said, women feel the need to "rebuild" what they now percieve as a "broken relationship"
we could even throw that line out on our DIY video...
picture this, a few guys going around a city, just asking girls out, and filming the whole thing.....we could show the successful "ask outs" and the failures....actually my buddy might be able to help with this...he and i could tag team, and film it all
and since im already married, it doesnt matter to me what they say, as long as the DIY helps some poor young dude say hi to a hot chick!
(guess i would have to lose the ring huh?)
lol
#208
side note: I'm definitely down to go grab a few beers and try my luck with anyone in the area. there really is nothing I enjoy more than drinking good beer and chatting up cute women.
#210
SWEET!
first one down....go find another...and another, until you get a yes...that simple, its not over man! the game has just started, and now you got a no, it makes the next one cake, and the next one easier yet, and makes all the yes's feel GREAT!
keep it up!
sorry bout this time though....
first one down....go find another...and another, until you get a yes...that simple, its not over man! the game has just started, and now you got a no, it makes the next one cake, and the next one easier yet, and makes all the yes's feel GREAT!
keep it up!
sorry bout this time though....