NTS: Next time Advance Auto Parts has a Mobil1 sale, stock up!

 

NTS: Never bring a hot strictly platonic friend to a club with you. She'll cockblock and fvck up your night.

Having a great time with this fine rican chick, already passed first base and about five minutes away from taking her and her even hotter cousin home. When out of the blue my half drunk friend comes over saying shes ready to go. Fvck!

 

NTS: An Audi dose make the man, the man(or women in some cases)makes the Audi.
Explinationut in the wrench time on your car and the experience is ten times better.