NTS: Clear snow off headlights as well.

 

NTS:NO means NO!!!! Car doesn't turn very well at 40 in a ice storm... Remember to thank people for towing me out of snowbanks!!!

 

NTS: Evo's are hotness.[8D]

 

NTS: Whenever your gut tells you to do something just do it.

Something told me to stay in but I went in the rain anyways. Jumped a curb and lost my tire, front valence, and alot of oil. Times like these I'm glad I have a friend...good ol Jack Daniel's

 

NTS: Never drive infront, or behind the female driver.

One "Monday" bitch was tailgating me with only a two feet distance on a 60 mph strech of the road...finally have to slow down to 40, which irritated her and she has to change the lane. Next I saw, she was tailgating a red BMW, again like two feet from it. I felt bad for the blonde in the red BMW.

 

NTS: Go christmas shopping BEFORE Christmas eve

 

NTS: Don'twrap christmas giftstoo close toan openfireplace. [&o]

 

NTS: Fill up with 93 before attempting to go home for the holidays!

 

NTS: Having fun on the way home from the bar may not be the best idea.

 

^^^True but how do you know I wasn't the designated driver? If anything I was drowsy from lack of sleep, not alcohol.