omg i fell to the floor when i read the one where he pee'd in the jewelry box and the one where the guy peed in the corner and said no no i do this all the time .. HAHAHAHA

 

Thats why girls should never stick there fingers up a guys *** during a bj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i am seriously crying right now.......i made it to the part where he PICKED UP HIS ****, then i started heaving and crying.....my co-workers wanna know whats so funny....ive gotta read the post on sherdog, but THAT is THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN/HEARD/READ FOR AT LEAST A YEAR!!!!!!!!!



ABSOLUTLEY PRICELESS!!!!


1000 candles, $200
sending parents on a vacation, $2000
bottle of TIDE $6
shitting on your girlfriends chest during a blow job? PRICELESS!

 

I don't think that's Tucker Max.

 

bahahha!

ya that is totally disgusting! how frickin embarrassing!

 

You know, I think you're really correct about that. That's the kind of thing that resurfaces years later and sends you to therapy.

 

I thought it was but I could be wrong.

 

quite possibly the best story iv ever heard lol

 

Tucker has plenty of stories about shitting but I don't think this is one of them. It doesn't really fit his writing style either. Still hilarious though.

For those of you not yet familiar with Tucker Max, click and read when you have some time to kill:

www.tuckermax.com

Just start at the top and work your way down. They're all amazing stories.

 

How does he plead his girlfriend into not telling a soul and then posts it on the internet for the world to read...

Logic Fail