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Old 11-20-2007, 05:19 PM
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How women shower:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with a towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your
wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!

Oh, and...woo-woo!
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:21 PM
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woo-woo!
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 07:09 PM
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The only thing i know about women showering is my roomate kimdrives my water bill through the roof.
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 07:32 PM
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Haha, that's pretty funny. You did all the R&D yourself, right??
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 07:32 PM
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HAHAHAHA!. Great times. Very accurate description.
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 07:34 PM
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Video to accompany the post:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=UvBRTSnINWU
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 07:40 PM
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ORIGINAL: auditech79

blah blah... women showering.....blah.. my roomate kim ..blah blah
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Old 11-20-2007, 07:57 PM
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ORIGINAL: auditech79
The only thing i know about women showering is my roomate kimdrives my water bill through the roof.
pssst....i think they wanna see kim in the shower!!

and you could conserve water by showering WITH kim.
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 08:31 PM
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Bingo!
 
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Old 11-20-2007, 09:35 PM
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ORIGINAL: S4sweetee

ORIGINAL: auditech79
The only thing i know about women showering is my roomate kimdrives my water bill through the roof.
pssst....i think they wanna see kim in the shower!!

and you could conserve water by showering WITH kim.
You guys would want some pics of that wouldn't you? Pervs
 


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