Chuck norris has already been to MArs , thats why there are no signs of life there

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

Please, for the love of all that is holy, no more Chuck Norris threads.

I think there should be an automatic no-tolerance policy ban on all forums for anyone who starts a Chuck Norris thread.

 

lol im not a chuck norris fan but that is frikin hilarious.

and yes for the love of all that is holy i shall stop.

 

what is up with the whole chuck norris joke craze. Stop.

 

As a teenager Chuck Norris once impregnated a whole congregation of Nuns and 9 months later they gave birth to the starting line up of the 1972 Miami Dolphins; the only undefeated team in NFL history.

That one had me on the floor crying. Conan Obrien's "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" bit started it all I believe.

 

lmao

god i love these chuck norris jokes

and i love seeing the people who hate the chuck norrise jokes. I swift roundhouse kick to their faces will change their views on it

 

My favs:


Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Automobiles were evented to escape from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

 

Did it go something like this?

http://norriscarkick.ytmnd.com/

 

**** Chuck Norris. He's a tool. He tried to use the Chuck Norris kitsch-factor to sell his douchey fiction series. He produced a movie about a kid who idolizes him. I'll kill Chuck Norris. People will write this stupid **** about me. Josh rocks so hard he made Kurt Cobain kill himself. [&o]

 

And while you're half-way through your roundhouse kick with your back facing me, boot knife in the spine. Or tonfa in the kidney. Or Sai in the neck. Or, well you get the idea......

While we're on the subject, the roundhouse kick is the worst thing to happen to martial arts since Steven Segall. There is nothing that goes against the intents, purposes or ideals of martial arts more than the roundhouse kick. It's all show with horrible defense, and a lack of controlable offense. Anyone who would actually try use a roundhouse kick in a real fight should be shot on general principal.