Total repost but its hilarious
#2
RE: Total repost but its hilarious
Please, for the love of all that is holy, no more Chuck Norris threads.
I think there should be an automatic no-tolerance policy ban on all forums for anyone who starts a Chuck Norris thread.
I think there should be an automatic no-tolerance policy ban on all forums for anyone who starts a Chuck Norris thread.
#5
RE: Total repost but its hilarious
As a teenager Chuck Norris once impregnated a whole congregation of Nuns and 9 months later they gave birth to the starting line up of the 1972 Miami Dolphins; the only undefeated team in NFL history.
That one had me on the floor crying. Conan Obrien's "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" bit started it all I believe.
That one had me on the floor crying. Conan Obrien's "Walker Texas Ranger Lever" bit started it all I believe.
#6
RE: Total repost but its hilarious
lmao
god i love these chuck norris jokes
and i love seeing the people who hate the chuck norrise jokes. I swift roundhouse kick to their faces will change their views on it
god i love these chuck norris jokes
and i love seeing the people who hate the chuck norrise jokes. I swift roundhouse kick to their faces will change their views on it
#8
RE: Total repost but its hilarious
ORIGINAL: A41.8TQATL
My favs:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Automobiles were evented to escape from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
My favs:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Automobiles were evented to escape from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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#9
RE: Total repost but its hilarious
**** Chuck Norris. He's a tool. He tried to use the Chuck Norris kitsch-factor to sell his douchey fiction series. He produced a movie about a kid who idolizes him. I'll kill Chuck Norris. People will write this stupid **** about me. Josh rocks so hard he made Kurt Cobain kill himself. [&o]
#10
RE: Total repost but its hilarious
ORIGINAL: ckandes1
and i love seeing the people who hate the chuck norrise jokes. I swift roundhouse kick to their faces will change their views on it
and i love seeing the people who hate the chuck norrise jokes. I swift roundhouse kick to their faces will change their views on it
While we're on the subject, the roundhouse kick is the worst thing to happen to martial arts since Steven Segall. There is nothing that goes against the intents, purposes or ideals of martial arts more than the roundhouse kick. It's all show with horrible defense, and a lack of controlable offense. Anyone who would actually try use a roundhouse kick in a real fight should be shot on general principal.