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Old 07-24-2007, 03:58 PM
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tomm ritt can forge rods and pistons by just looking at metal.
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 04:00 PM
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awesome thread here is one more

tomm ritt dosent drive his car, he floors it and the earth spinswhere he wants it to go.
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 04:13 PM
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Once, TomRitt decided to take a day off from building/rebuilding engines and three parts supply companies went bankrupt due to lack of orders.
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:25 PM
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TomRitt's car doesn't need brakes...he just tells his car to stop and it does.
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:31 PM
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tomm ritt dosent use tools, he uses the force.
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:33 PM
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HAHAHAHAH!!!

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tomm ritt dosent use tools, he uses the force.
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:33 PM
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Tomm ritt invented quattro
 
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:34 PM
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When tomm ritt needs to clear a code he doesnt use a vagcom...he uses his mind power
 
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:09 AM
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Tom Ritt was taken by the Audi corporate officials and forced to make the R8 N/A. Too much of their surprise it ran well and for more than a day. [:-]
 
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:28 AM
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People dont have the mental capacity to talk to Tom Ritt, so when he speaks to them, their heads explode!

Anyone name that movie?
 
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