The Tomato Garden



An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato

garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,

Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.



The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.



Dear Vincenzo,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my

tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden

plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the

garden for me.

Love, Papa



A few days later he received a letter from his son.



Dear Papa,

I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I

buried the bodies.

Love, Vinnie



At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the

entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and

left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.



Dear Papa,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the

circumstances.



Love, Vinnie

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LOL..good one

 

haha clever

 

Haha thats a good one.

 

lol thats funny

 

That's good, I think I am going to post it on some other forums.

 

awsome dude, i kinda saw that coming when he said thats were i hid the bodies.

 

those crazy Italians...