I was pulling into the garage tonight, and realized that some of the stuff I do would qualify as grandpa stuff. For instance, in my garage, I hung tennis ***** from the ceiling so that my wife and I can park the car and truck and leave EXACTLY enough room for the garage door to close and miss the bumper by about 1/8". I know this is something old people do cuz I learned it from my grandad. Just curious if anyone else does strange stuff like this.

 

i got a christmas ornament on my side and an empty pringles single chip canister on the hubbys side. not old..just smart,,, this way i dont drive into the kitchen after a night out with my girlfriends.

 

i put one of those small lights in the bathroom so I dont pee on the floor at night and dont stub my toe.. dose that count

 

yeah. thats good....i have some more but i'm so old i cant remember them ritht now.

 

I got one.. I bought a glow in the dark universal romote for the TV so i could find it in the dark..

 

Damn, I do a lot of grandpa stuff for my ripe old age of 22 now that I think about it. I'm gonna list some below:

1) drive a grandpa car (A8 1999). True, previous gen A8s are trickling down to younger people, but the average age of new D2 A8 buyers was on par with that of Buick. My 82 year old neighbor has a silver A8 of the same year. Every other A8 I see out on the road is driven by old people.

2) frequent buffets (chinese), and in general only eat like 5 diff types of food, often the same thing several days in a row.

3) dislike cars with a lot of gadgetry, like satnav, etc

4) stockpile magazines (Time, Atlantic, Automobile, Car, Top Gear)

5) nick and avatar is an old guy

6) instead of a tennis ball, I have a large traffic cone in the garage positioned at the front left bumper

 

I took my grandpa's viagra a couple times just for fun.. That sorta gave me an idea of what a boner would feel like when im old... Does that count?? Other than that, I put my vitamins in one of those " M T W T F S SU" medication containers.

Oh crap my cat is licking his red rocket... I gtg.

 

ah, some of my good and best friends are gettin up there,

so, age dosn't matter anymore.


then there's that wierd thing where even college girls look kinda too young for me to the point where they don't even appeal to me

 

I have one of those S M T W T F S pill holders too, and just realized I probably have more pils than my Dad :-( Here's what's in it:

Multi vitamin
Garlic Pill
Gingko Biloba (2)
Calcium (2)
Ginseng
Flaxseed oil (2)
Green Tea Extract

 

Do all those actually do something that you can notice?