Randy: Lol. Fruity pebbles ftw
Me: Quite.
Randy: Lol. Suck me
Me: Jeff stopped for a while?

Me: It sounds about as sophisticated as smoking during pregnancy.
Yu: Well those things only happen in college lol

Me: Sup, crabby swamp-***?
Don: Not ne more. Nick picked them out like a monkey and ate them.
Me: Nice.
Don: I know, right, that's wat friends r for!

 

^ 2 of the 3..... maybe 4 that are on here

 

Us = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3rDXhVNuvI

 

I think it would be safe to say that 99.94% of the males on this forum, that if a 3rd party looked at your text messages, they would question your sexuality!

 

^ Good.

Anon: I got a brilliant idea today and I think we should do it.

Me: Let's hear it.

Anon: Really random and weird but I was thinking about how like if you get a big cut, your skin will heal itself. And then I thought about what if two people get big cuts and just keep them together and let them heal themselves... We should find out if it works and morph together and become one.

Me: Lmfao. Unfortunately I don't think that would work, think about when people get limb transplants or something, they have to take all kinds of anti rejection drugs and even then it sometimes doesn't work. We should still try it.

Anon: Yeah I thought about that too but imagine if we just slit our arms down and just were connected at our arms or something.

Me: Hahahaha that'd be so cool. We'd live the most incredible life.

 

U and Alex attached at the *****?!

 

That'd be like sewing two cocktail wienies together ROFL

 

So you have personal experience w/ their weenies?


You ran into it

 

 

Why do you know that I was texting Alex. o_0