Texts From Last Night
#51
Randy: Lol. Fruity pebbles ftw
Me: Quite.
Randy: Lol. Suck me
Me: Jeff stopped for a while?
Me: It sounds about as sophisticated as smoking during pregnancy.
Yu: Well those things only happen in college lol
Me: Sup, crabby swamp-***?
Don: Not ne more. Nick picked them out like a monkey and ate them.
Me: Nice.
Don: I know, right, that's wat friends r for!
Me: Quite.
Randy: Lol. Suck me
Me: Jeff stopped for a while?
Me: It sounds about as sophisticated as smoking during pregnancy.
Yu: Well those things only happen in college lol
Me: Sup, crabby swamp-***?
Don: Not ne more. Nick picked them out like a monkey and ate them.
Me: Nice.
Don: I know, right, that's wat friends r for!
#53
#55
^ Good.
Anon: I got a brilliant idea today and I think we should do it.
Me: Let's hear it.
Anon: Really random and weird but I was thinking about how like if you get a big cut, your skin will heal itself. And then I thought about what if two people get big cuts and just keep them together and let them heal themselves... We should find out if it works and morph together and become one.
Me: Lmfao. Unfortunately I don't think that would work, think about when people get limb transplants or something, they have to take all kinds of anti rejection drugs and even then it sometimes doesn't work. We should still try it.
Anon: Yeah I thought about that too but imagine if we just slit our arms down and just were connected at our arms or something.
Me: Hahahaha that'd be so cool. We'd live the most incredible life.
Anon: I got a brilliant idea today and I think we should do it.
Me: Let's hear it.
Anon: Really random and weird but I was thinking about how like if you get a big cut, your skin will heal itself. And then I thought about what if two people get big cuts and just keep them together and let them heal themselves... We should find out if it works and morph together and become one.
Me: Lmfao. Unfortunately I don't think that would work, think about when people get limb transplants or something, they have to take all kinds of anti rejection drugs and even then it sometimes doesn't work. We should still try it.
Anon: Yeah I thought about that too but imagine if we just slit our arms down and just were connected at our arms or something.
Me: Hahahaha that'd be so cool. We'd live the most incredible life.