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Old 09-06-2010, 04:05 PM
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This idea was birthed thanks to the one and only, Kriptonik.

I was bored at work today when I realized I had a text message. I opened it and it read...

"Haha. I want to see **** but I'm not complaining about not seeing them. But I'm gonna tell you this, **** or gtfo."

I was baffled, I had no idea what the **** he was talking about, so I told him that.

"I wish I knew what the funk you were talking about."

I said.

"I wish I do too. I think I'm still drunk. I'm going back to sleep."

LOL.

This was a bit longer than I had anticipated, but basically I know a lot of us on here text eachother, and we all have very unique personalities which equate to some pretty ridiculous texts, SO if one ever tickles your fancy, post it in here so we can all laugh, or cry, or throw up.

 
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Old 09-06-2010, 05:16 PM
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He wants to see your **** hahahaha
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:59 PM
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I got one "My phone is bacon flavored now" From your very own JC hahaha
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:56 PM
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i don't text anyone on here
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:22 PM
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You're not cool turbo.
 
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:43 PM
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i'm not, but that is ok
 
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:58 AM
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Haha! Nice thread Nick. I honestly don't remember whom or what I was talking about.

Anyway, I've got some texts from some people here that I'll be posting soon.
 
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Old 09-07-2010, 08:30 PM
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Brie has come out of the closet

"I don't spank women to hard gotta love em gently remind em their your world while you got em! Come on I know how to treat em "
 
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Old 09-07-2010, 09:20 PM
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^^ you know it baby!!!


someones gotta please the AF female members
 
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Old 09-08-2010, 08:24 AM
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Lol Nick, I'd say post up our mountain lion conversation last week but it'd be better to save that for a meet!
 


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