ok, it has to be short, and try to be funny, (sense of humor strictly required)

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?...

 

i don't mean to poop on your parade, but - there is already a joke thread

https://www.audiforums.com/forum/sho...ht=joke+thread

however, if you want to start a new one, by all means go for it!
just put your flame suit on!

 

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

 

Short joke thread.

 

Woke up this morning scared to death. When I looked at my *****, it was all orange.
Then I remembered I was eating cheetos the night before

 

The other day I went to the Doctor to see why I was so tired all of the time.
He said "I think you're too fat"
I said," "Oh yeah, well I want a second opinion."
He said, "Ok, You're also ugly".......

 

two men walk into a bar, the third man ducked... badda boom...

thank you, thank you... I'll be here until Tuesday - make sure you try the veal!

 

^ classic I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired

 

Elephant says to Camel, "you have two breasts on your back" Camel says "well you have a limp ***** on your face"

 

bear and a rabbit are sitting next to each other, taking a crap in the woods.
bear says to the rabbit, "does **** stick to your fur?"
The rabbit says "yes, if I am not careful"
So the bear wiped his rear with the rabbit....