sweet revenge!!!
#1
07-10-2006, 06:48 PM
sweet revenge!!!
seen this b4 didnt know if anyone had read it on this forum but its still a great story!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift
to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best ma n and said, "F--- you!" Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has ***** the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow...
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token
of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift
to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best ma n and said, "F--- you!" Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has ***** the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of
Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow...
#3
07-10-2006, 07:18 PM
RE: sweet revenge!!!
You bastard, you just killed the story for me. It was funnier when I thought it was true...
man that would make a good movie....
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