^^^^

you have to remember that he is on the west coast, so it was only like 11:30 pm on the 4th. Prolly watched some fahrwerkes and all the flashing lights and loud noised borked sumfin in his brain pan.

 

i have poison ivy!

 

I can rub some of my *special* lotion on your ITCH, if you'd like. Lemme get my tube out...

 

^^ Old people always takes a long time trying to get their lotion out of their tube, I'll help her mine is ready all the time..

 

^^^Unlike us "old people," its commonly known that you yung'uns lotion has a tendency to come out of the tube too soon; often before it gets anywhere NEAR the itch. Step back, sonny, UnkaJazz KNOWS where it itches, exactly WHERE the lotion NEEDS to be; the BEST way to apply the lotion to maximum, and (I might also add) to its most long-lasting effect.

 

i currently have 16 different "happy spots" on my body!
it's likely i'll need a whole case of special lotion! and....i'm pretty sure i'll need to put it on 4 or more times a day.

hopefully i won't look like a complete leper and have to dig out my burka from the back of the closet.


this is what i'm using now.

 

the women if afghan had those that looked identical

 

Its not the Burqa, its what INSIDE that counts!

And, experience tells me that, the BEST way to get My *special* lotion to the BEST effect is to take it internally. And, with "4 or more times/day" its guaranteed to be coming out your pores in no time.

 

Monnndddaaayyyyy

 

^^^ Whatever Krip...

So here's another question for Sweetee... What the heck where you doing in the brush!? Looking for an escapade??

And Jazz, my feel good cream might come out too soon but there's plenty more and have much more capacity...