So lets say you were trapped
#11
09-27-2005, 06:19 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
ok I think we are all going about this the wrong way.
I think I would use a hand truck
Now you might ask, Heinz you crazy drunkard, what good would a hand truck do ya against a vicious raptor, and I will tell ya.
I would take the hand truck and show the raptor how to ride it.
It would have such a good time riding it, that him and I would become friends, and then we could figure out a way to sneak out together.
Best friends for life.
excuse the bad chop
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I think I would use a hand truck
Now you might ask, Heinz you crazy drunkard, what good would a hand truck do ya against a vicious raptor, and I will tell ya.
I would take the hand truck and show the raptor how to ride it.
It would have such a good time riding it, that him and I would become friends, and then we could figure out a way to sneak out together.
Best friends for life.
excuse the bad chop
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#12
09-27-2005, 06:34 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
lmao. that funny and you have way to much free time.
Thinking about trucks thou they rent like 3/4 ton trucks there so you could just run it down. then you take some thick wall pipe and grind it so that it is pointy and weld a bunch of them onto the front of the truck, I've always wanted a car like that anyway.
Thinking about trucks thou they rent like 3/4 ton trucks there so you could just run it down. then you take some thick wall pipe and grind it so that it is pointy and weld a bunch of them onto the front of the truck, I've always wanted a car like that anyway.
#15
09-27-2005, 07:23 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
pretty creative senario Heinz,
let's see.........
i could form a fortress of ceiling fans w/ straight edges attached to the blades and connect it all to a dimming switch so that i may choose the speed and light in which to dice.
i could create a coffin for the beast made of plywood and steal; lureing him into it with samples from my sweat and RL paint (cause who can resist that); set up boobie trap style camifalged (sp) in mulch and crown molding.
to try anything else would be foolish, and probably wouldn't work
let's see.........
i could form a fortress of ceiling fans w/ straight edges attached to the blades and connect it all to a dimming switch so that i may choose the speed and light in which to dice.
i could create a coffin for the beast made of plywood and steal; lureing him into it with samples from my sweat and RL paint (cause who can resist that); set up boobie trap style camifalged (sp) in mulch and crown molding.
to try anything else would be foolish, and probably wouldn't work
#17
09-27-2005, 07:29 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
ORIGINAL: 4dot
pretty creative senario Heinz,
let's see.........
i could form a fortress of ceiling fans w/ straight edges attached to the blades and connect it all to a dimming switch so that i may choose the speed and light in which to dice.
i could create a coffin for the beast made of plywood and steal; lureing him into it with samples from my sweat and RL paint (cause who can resist that); set up boobie trap style camifalged (sp) in mulch and crown molding.
to try anything else would be foolish, and probably wouldn't work
pretty creative senario Heinz,
let's see.........
i could form a fortress of ceiling fans w/ straight edges attached to the blades and connect it all to a dimming switch so that i may choose the speed and light in which to dice.
i could create a coffin for the beast made of plywood and steal; lureing him into it with samples from my sweat and RL paint (cause who can resist that); set up boobie trap style camifalged (sp) in mulch and crown molding.
to try anything else would be foolish, and probably wouldn't work
you guys wont have time to build **** while he is chasing your *** around, I am telling you give him a hand truck and make friends, I bet her could push that ****** fast as **** up the isle!
#18
09-27-2005, 07:35 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
You guys all have too much time on your hands.......why would you want to kill such a mystical creature. Would you kill a unicorn???? I don't think so!
And what if it was just a baby????
And what if it was just a baby????
#19
09-27-2005, 07:44 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
ORIGINAL: Heinzanova
you guys wont have time to build **** while he is chasing your *** around, I am telling you give him a hand truck and make friends, I bet her could push that ****** fast as **** up the isle!
ORIGINAL: 4dot
pretty creative senario Heinz,
let's see.........
i could form a fortress of ceiling fans w/ straight edges attached to the blades and connect it all to a dimming switch so that i may choose the speed and light in which to dice.
i could create a coffin for the beast made of plywood and steal; lureing him into it with samples from my sweat and RL paint (cause who can resist that); set up boobie trap style camifalged (sp) in mulch and crown molding.
to try anything else would be foolish, and probably wouldn't work
pretty creative senario Heinz,
let's see.........
i could form a fortress of ceiling fans w/ straight edges attached to the blades and connect it all to a dimming switch so that i may choose the speed and light in which to dice.
i could create a coffin for the beast made of plywood and steal; lureing him into it with samples from my sweat and RL paint (cause who can resist that); set up boobie trap style camifalged (sp) in mulch and crown molding.
to try anything else would be foolish, and probably wouldn't work
you guys wont have time to build **** while he is chasing your *** around, I am telling you give him a hand truck and make friends, I bet her could push that ****** fast as **** up the isle!
#20
09-27-2005, 07:44 PM
RE: So lets say you were trapped
in defense of all the other posts, a wild unicorn and a maniac baby arent chasing defensless people around a securely locked home depot or lowes. personally, id go for the belt sander straight to the knees, then when he's cryin like a little school girl id rub in the rock salt; isle 7 that would get that scaly fu*krs attention. then, time to go paul bunyan on him, striaght up 5 lb. axe to the head. then id humiliate him by laughing at his bloody 5 lb. axe wound.