In the next 30 minutes I need something to say to someones face to completely put them in aww. Keep in mind that I'm 18 saying this to a 30 year old and do not hold anything back. It musy be quick, SIMPLE and to the point. I was thinking somehting on the lines of. "hey cockbag let me get youa spoon so you can eat my ***". Any suggestions.....

 

wow- what did this person do to upset u...


sorry i am of no help with the quote- nothing is coming to me right now...

 

what is the "thing"?

 

Threaten to tear his arm off and beat him with teh wet end...

Offer to let him lick the crack of your *** 'til it don't taste NEmore...

Tell him to go suck a fat baby's dik...

Offer to poke his eye out and skull-fu<& him...


That's all I got on such short notice, NEone... NEone... Beuller...?

 

Im chillin at this clothing show in the Philly Sheraton at this thing my dad does to make some side cash for his bike. and im doing the sign booth thing to make some money from my dads company and this dousche bag comes up to me and is just the biggest ******* in the world to m fu<kin mom. To me i wouldnt care.... but damn... my mom... So he has to walk in front of me eventually to walk out, and I'm just getting ready to blow him outa the water...


Loving the ideas guys... keep em' coming... I really hate this guy now..... smirking the entire time...

 

Use this:

Don't make me tear your head off and schitt down your throat...
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edyt: if all else fails, steal some lines from THIS THREAD

 

Why say anything? The really cool thing to do would be to jump the counter as he walks past you and hit him in the back of the head with a Louisville Slugger. Then kick him a couple times and just walk out.

 

^^^^ I wish I could do this. I'm right in front of the lobby so unfortunately I'm positive there are camera's on me. Wouldnt mind bashing his head in a couple times though. Would def feel satisfying. I think a little **** you with a smile could hit the spot though. If you smile while cursing someone out I think it just bothers them that much more. Well see what happens.

 

Got a taser? Nothing says "I lvu U" like involuntary nervous-system shut down

 

You could use a Bruce Willis line, just modified say something like

"If you ever talk to my mom like that again, I will find where you live, come to your house, cut your legs off, set your house on fire and watch you crawl with your bloody stumps out of the burning home."

Could be effective if you don't sound like its rehearsed