I found the security camera pictures of Cheng, from the last (and I do mean LAST) time someone messed with Hs car...

 

Oh, that's not bizarre or anything.

 

What's so odd about a guy, in a Giant-Panda suit, with a flame-thrower?!?!? Why, just last week I saw a long-legged cople sharing a Giraffe suit swiming across the Potomac...

 

hmm claymores vs. Strippers... hehehehe
no contest...

 

so im stealing their soccer ball and basketball tonite. they left them out and i watched as they went inside. put them in the trunk of my car and give em to my buddy. should be fun. sure they kno who did it but they dont have proof and it gives me a couple of days of relief till i finally loose it on them when they buy their new *****. so thats my plan haha, kinda lame but it should do for a couple of days.

 

lol nice, and while youre at it... print out a picture of a swan and leave it on their doorstep. or buy a ceramic swan and leave it on their doorstep.

 

Just curious... whats the signifigance of a swan on the doorstep?

 

so i just stole there soccerball and basketball lol i feel kinda pathetic for taken such worthless things. i tried drawing a swan with chalk like 18t said to do, looks more like a retarded duck.

 

read blow off valve post in a4 section

 

rofl... awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyll f33r the swan.