Scotch?...
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Scotch?...
On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for theirteacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher
a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the
liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boyreplied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?
"No," said the little boy.."It's a puppy.
brought gifts for theirteacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher
a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the
liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boyreplied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?
"No," said the little boy.."It's a puppy.