im certainly not a picky man.

She's cool with beards I hope.

 

i havent shaved since last sunday.

 

I haven't shaved since last fall... I think it was fall. I have a hard time remembering more than a few days back.

anyway, at least a couple inches hanging off my jaw. If she's not cool with it, she'll learn to be cool with it.

 

lmao there u go. i have to shave everyday for school. its a ******* rule, believe that? dean gives me **** everyday.

 

have you seen my latest clip in "internet girls (no, make that WOMEN) gone wild??


ok, amze....now that you've dealt this round of poker, you're gonna have to tell us what you get!

 

*****?! Where?!

 

Still phone-less! ****

 

tell her you want to show her your new tat......that's step 1 to getting naked.

 

Hahah, okay.. so I got a new phone.

Texted her, she asked for pics, wanted to see my tatt. She told me to explain why i got it, so I did..

and she's all "You sound really down to earth and that's so awesome! "

Rofllll, i saw a pic of her, she looks chubbs, but apparently its an old pic and she promised me one today. I'm getting a body pic then deciding what to do from there.

But uhh... she texts me a "Good morning" While I was sleeping..

I was like jesus.. Vince Vaughn "We got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

I almost wanna tell her to blow me cause I dont care what her response is really, but i'll wait on that body pic.

I'm a dick.

 

btw i'll probs post pic when i get it, why nott....