single and ready to mingle

 

you sick ***** lmfaoo

 

haha naw, just looking naturally sexy though.

 

hahaha, great responses.. yeah, currently waiting for them to send me a new cellphone.

She can wait, I'll probs hit it and be a shallow ***

THAT WAS EASYYYY!!!

 

so how does this sort of thing work? i mean seriously?
you call her to ask her out to do what? dinner? movie?
then after you put in your time, you just reach over and grab a boob and go from there?
maybe i'm clueless, but i just don't understand how that works.

 

Well if a girl goes OUT of her way to contact you or give you HER number.. imo, she wants to get fucked.

My dad is all for me having fun, I only live with him.. i'll just have her over, play some pool, watch a movie in my room, go from there..

I'll let you know how it goes. I still am phoneless, i'm gonna get this chicks facebook/myspace first and see what she looks like then go from there. hahahah

 

all words of wisdom my friends...the though provoking conversations that go on here just blow my mind.

 

well, sweetee.... i dont think a straight up boob grab does the trick... i think if amze is lookin to get laid then hes going to have to actually put some charm in the equation somewhere, but not that gay corny ****... but, if all is well, it would probably begin with a make-out then go from there. if she doesnt want sex she'd tell him...

pretty sure, and i bet most guys will agree, if they went in for a straight up boob grab it would end with a swift slap to the face or kick in the nuts and a good night.

 

unless her leaving early constitutes a breach of contract .

 

^haha i lol'd... good one