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Old 02-08-2009, 03:23 PM
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wasn't even in the Audi, was in my dads 2nd car.. a 2003 malibu.. its a POS

Go through jack in the box, girl with a cute face, decent body? (Wasn't paying enough attention, just know she wasn't FAT and had a cute face)

But anyway, she's hitting on me hard.. I hardly even said much cause I didn't care

Get home, and her numbers on the receipt, "Melissa" with a smiley face.

Prolly worth hitting and quitting. I'm shallow as ****.
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 03:25 PM
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Well as I've always said... If you don't have morals, at least have standards!
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 03:27 PM
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Well as I've always said... If you don't have morals, at least have standards!
Haha, well I definitely have crazy standards for GF, but for other purposes.. a little chub won't kill ya. Fat is gross never ever. But chubby and cute might as well.
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 03:52 PM
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haha a band names Dubphonics has a song about this called Mc Game
 

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Old 02-08-2009, 03:59 PM
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high five for another guy with no morals (read my thread for more info).
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:22 PM
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were you wearing those nice sunglasses?
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:13 PM
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ya go with the no morals and fvck her. pick her up in the audi though and its a for sure lay
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:30 PM
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nothin wrong with that. more to hang on to
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 09:47 PM
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might as well run thru it.
 
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Old 02-08-2009, 10:16 PM
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FYI - thicker girls are better in bed. They try harder.
 


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