Now you've done it! ECHELON just scooped up the entire contents of AF.

 

You ask either computer which door the other computer would tell you to go through and then go through the opposite door.

if this has fu<ked your head up ask originator of this riddle to explain cos i cant be bothered

 

^^ I think you're right. I'm the originator of this one and it still ***** with my head.

 

yeh just try explaining it without filling half a page

 

Odor? (i pooted... sorry!)

 

A train leaves from New York City heading toward Los Angeles at 100 mph. Three hours later, a train leaves from Los Angeles heading toward New York City at 200 mph. Assume there's exactly 2000 miles between Los Angeles and New York City. When they meet, which train is closer to New York City?

 

wouldn't they be the same distance away? or does the one leaving from ny pulling 100 cars and you're counting those too?

 

[:@]Curses! You've foiled my exile plot to take of Gotham by befuddling the simpering masses into submission. You may THINK you're clever BAATman, or, cheese Eater, or whatever your REAL name is, but you won't figure out THESE:

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

What can you catch but not throw?

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Muuuuaaaahhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

Q.What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A. Towel

Q.What can you catch but not throw?
A. A cold

Q.I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
A. A sponge

Ill get the others soon enough.i swear i know the eat the outside inside one but cant think of it.

 

Q.You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

A. Ear of corn