Half a whole is a half

 

3 men

 

Half a hole = Half a man.

I win I'm a genious

 

Depends on which 3 men. Panda, Toff & Brian can pull it off in HALF that time. Or, add me and U can divide the time by 1/2 again

 

what is greater than god?
more evil than the devil?
poor men have it?
rich men need it?

 

so old and a repost
nothin

 

You'd think that, with a s/n like his he'd have betR stuff, huh?

 

hah i didnt bother looken through 9 pages, i will come up with a good one for you guys.

 

i hope these arent reposts
1)I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

2)Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?


3)You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?

4)this one i rember from junior high--
Three guys walk into town. They go into a hotel and ask for a room they can share. The clerk has just the thing they want for thirty dollars. The clerk sends them to the room, takes out the ledger, and realizes that he made a mistake. The room costs only twenty-five dollars. Now he has to divide five dollars evenly three ways. Can't be done. So the clerk pockets two dollars, tells the guys that he made a three dollar mistakeand gives them each a single. Now, each man paid only nine dollars for his share of the room. Nine times three equals twenty seven, plus the two in the clerk's pocket equals twenty nine. Where's the other dollar?

 

Three criminals just robbed a bank and go back to their hideout. They put the money behind a high tech security door. There are 3 locks on the door, each activated/deactivated by a button next to it. All locks are originally deactivated, and once a lock is activated it is impossible to tell whether it is activated or not. The three criminals want to work out a system so that any two of them can access the money but a single criminal cannot. The 2 criminals accessing the money must be assured that all locks are deactivated, otherwise an alarm will sound, and built-in lasers will shoot them. Also, each criminal may only give information about which locks he toggled to one other criminal. Figure out how their system will work.

i couldnt find the answer to this one